First off, I have a very random yet very important message. Ladies, low cut jeans are not work appropriate. No one needs to see your plumber's crack when you bend down to get something. Now if you're younger, I can understand because fashion usually trumps common sense (like it did with me). But if you are 40, hell even 30 years or older, this should be common knowledge. It's about classy, not trashy and definitely not plumber's cracky. You want to wear low cut jeans to work? Fine, just keep that crack in check.
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